Thursday, December 22, 2011

Music Video Of The Day: Silent Night

Oh my. God bless you, Anonymous, for this. For those who missed the comment in the other thread, Anonymous says:

"It's from a local gospel music show in Knoxville, TN (think MTV for old folks). The Mulls were a radio staple across the Southeast for a long, long time. Preacher Mull passed away a few years ago, but the TV show (which is 50-ish years running) still goes on with his widow and daughter. They taped this years ago with Mrs. Mull's twin sisters Stella and Ella, and it is highly-requested every year."


The 10 Worst Christmas Movies Ever

List and copy from FilmSchoolRejects.com.

For every It’s a Wonderful Life, there’s a crapstorm of a film to balance it out.

10. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Hard to believe, because it sounds so good.

9. The Nativity Story (2006)

We can just imagine the pitch meeting in Hollywood. Some lunkhead producer yelled, “The Passion of the Christ made more than $300 million! What else can we mine from the Bible?” So they cast the 15-year-old Keisha Castle-Hughes, who got herself pregnant for the film’s release (which really pissed off the Pope). Here’s a hint… she wasn’t carrying the baby Jesus.

8. Fred Claus (2007)

Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti were cobbled by the family-oriented bent of this film. It just goes to prove that Vince Vaughn just ain’t funny if you don’t let him swear (or if he is wearing a dress and killing people).

7. Miracle on 34th Street (1994 remake)

Who the hell had the brilliant idea of remaking this indelible classic… again? The cast was lame, and the climactic courtroom scene was ruined with an unnecessary rewrite. In the 60th anniversary DVD of the original, Maureen O’Hara giggles at the fact that every remake of this film has bombed. You go, Mo!

6. The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

Yeah, we know this is a cash cow for Disney, but that doesn’t make it any good. The first film was okay, but this one was lame. Even worse, the moronic director did the entire DVD commentary as if he got permission to shoot in the North Pole with the real Santa and his elves. I guess he didn’t realize that second graders don’t listen to DVD commentaries.

5. Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

Hey look! Another Tim Allen movie has made the list! Written by legal novelist John Grisham, this awkward holiday comedy has but one message: stick to writing crappy books, Grisham.

4. Deck the Halls (2006)

Why does Matthew Broderick keep getting cast in movies? He hasn’t done a live-action film worth a bucket of snot since Election. And how could Danny DeVito sign on for this stinker? He must have needed cake money. A war of holiday lights turns into wacky family comedy… so much so, you’ll want to throw up.

3. Black Christmas (2006)

After the Weinstein Company’s dismal release of Wolf Creek on Christmas Day 2005, they tried to repeat their mistake with a horror movie remake in 2006… and they were successful in failing. Maybe they should have had some of the young hotties in the cast (e.g., Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert or Michelle Trachtenberg) do a gratuitous nude scene.

2. The Santa Clause 3 (2006)

It’s Tim Allen again, dishing out more holiday pain. But this time, he’s joined by the show-tune loving Martin Short as Jack Frost. Arguably a better premise than #2, the movie melts down in the end with the cheesiest ending since V: The Final Battle.

1. Surviving Christmas (2004)

Nothing says Christmas in October like James Gandolfini in a Santa hat. ‘Nuff said.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Jingle All the Way (1996) – We thought this would be a shoe-in, considering what a joke people remember it to be. But watch it with your kids, and you might agree it doesn’t even belong on this list.

The Preacher’s Wife (1996) – Okay, we admit it… we haven't actually seen this film. We just figured that since it had Whitney Houston in it, it must suck ass.

Music Video Of The Day: Go Tell It

Poor Merna. She must have lost a bet. I would have insisted on wearing a bag over my head, though.

Best YouTube comments:

"This is why black people made their own churches."
"Take two. But this time, tone down the enthusiasm."
"This is why young girls develop psychokinetic powers and go off and start fires. "
"Can I get this on iTunes?"


From Woodwoman.


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