Man. I laughed, but some of these kids need to be taken out to the woodshed. Don't miss the ending.
From DRSJF and ABC.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
From Keith and Daily Mail (UK).
'You hide my family jewels and I'll hurt yours': Wife arrested for holding on to husband's testicles for two minutes after he hid her $15k ring
By Rachel Quigley (7 Dec 2011)
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and a woman scorned knows the best place to hurt a man is in his pants.
At least that's how Maryann Scott, 49, from Vero Beach, Miami, got her revenge on her husband when he took a $15,000 ring he had given her and hid it.
When she noticed the ring was missing, she allegedly picked up a knife and then 'firmly grabbed his left testicle and refused to let go for two minutes'.
Scott's husband, who has not been named, called 911 after his testicle was freed and later took a picture of his crotch, which showed 'red marks and bruising' from Scott 'grabbing it and holding it so hard', according to the affidavit.
When the husband showed the photograph to a sheriff's official, they arrested her and charged her with battery.
According to TCPalm.com, Scott's husband said the couple have been experiencing marital issues and says he wants to file for divorce.
He said once his wife discovered he had hidden her ring, she grew upet, grabbed a knife and said 'she was going to kill him and that he was going to tell her where he had hidden her ring'.
The affidavit states that her husband then 'grabbed Maryann's wrist to try and get her to let go of his testicle'.
Maryann Scott, 49, told an Indian River County Sheriff's deputy that her husband had been drinking and took a ring he'd given her as a present and hid it.
You suck at teh Christmas.
Category 1: Next Year, Don't Even Bother
2) You Missed A Spot
The rooftop nativity is a nice touch
And they put their name on it
Frosty The Snowhead
Pease on erth
Santa bagged an 8-point buck and two Mickeys at this year's hunt
Ten bucks says Louisiana
I didn't realize Bethlehem was near the North Pole
The final countdown
So many kids were naughty this year, Santa came heavy