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Grandmother Stabs Boyfriend Over Alleged Monopoly Cheating

He, in turn, beat her with the ugly stick. From Keith and The Smoking Gun.



October 27, 2011--A New Mexico woman repeatedly stabbed her boyfriend after accusing him of cheating during a Monopoly game early yesterday, according to police.

Laura Chavez, 60, and her boyfriend were playing the popular board game at her Santa Fe apartment when the dispute occurred. Chavez, pictured in the mug shot above, allegedly admitted stabbing her beau with a kitchen knife.

Police reported that both Chavez and the 48-year-old victim appeared to be intoxicated.

The man, who cops found bleeding heavily from wounds on his head and right wrist, was hospitalized yesterday in stable condition. The victim told investigators that Chavez first hit him over the head with a glass bottle and then “grabbed a knife and began cutting him causing injuries to the top of his head, neck, left eyebrow and right wrist area."

Chavez went to jail, went directly to jail on a variety of charges, including aggravated battery on a household member with a deadly weapon and battery on a law enforcement officer.

She is being held in the Santa Fe county lockup in lieu of $5000 bond (or until she rolls doubles).

Chavez’s 10-year-old grandson, who had been playing with the two adults, told officers that his grandmother began to argue with the victim because she thought he “was cheating at Monopoly.” The boy, who had gone to bed before the stabbing began, did not further describe the alleged cheating.

The Best/Worst Halloween Costumes Ever (Of The Day)

A yearly tradition here at LOTD, freshly updated.


The Toilet (Kids)
For a humiliation your child can tell his shrink about when he's grown.


Sheepfucker
Baaaaaaaaad


Pimp Baby
Where my binkies at?


Mammogram Machine
The boob is already in there, bud.


The Birds
Love it


Pizza Guy
Lemme guess--sausage?


The Simpsons
Clever, but creepy


Marge Simpson
Clever, but really creepy


Burger King Stormtrooper
One theme at a time, please


Rebecca Black
Even lamer than the real thing.


Jewish Wolverine
WIN!


Milk Carton
Because missing children are hilarious


Al Pacino in Cruising
Just stay home.


Frank 'n' Beans
Don't forget to scratch yourselves all night


Bert & Ernie
It sounded good on paper


Rat Trap
When you've already given up on getting laid.


Penis Man
A total dick


Swan Dress
Um...


Sperm Man
There's millions of these costumes floating around


Mr. T
If anyone tells you that blackface went out with Al Jolson, say, "Quit your jibba jabba, fool!" Voted the Costume Most Likely To Get Your Ass Kicked.


I Scream, You Scream
I'll let you out of the box as soon as the ice cream melts.


Alien baby baby
Wrong but funny


The Turd


Yep.


TIE Fighter (Star Wars)
He'll be in the den, watching TV. Alone.


Trouser Snake
No woman will come near you all night


ORLY?
ORLY?


Whatever The Fuck This Is
"No, dude, you don't look weird at all."


The Runnybutt
Genius! Just squeeze the hand-held bubble to make it ooze diarrhea.


Maxi Pad
For maximum awkwardness


Saggy Boobs
Mom?


Genie
What's with all the dick costumes?


Birth 1
Yeah but how do you walk in it?


Birth 2
Group version.


Pasta with Meat/Balls
Pasta with meatfuck


Yoda?
From The Black Lagoon


Vagina
This is not the worst vagina costume you'll ever see...


Vagina With Tampon
...but this might be

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Halloween Help

A classic from Cam.

Vintage Commercial Of The Day

Here's the most disturbing thing you will see this Halloween.



And a couple of spoofs: