But hey, don't take my word for it. Here's an expert:
"HILARIOUS! Easily the best humor book of the century! I laughed, I cried, I ovulated, and I'm, like, 97, so that's saying something. You will piss yourself with laughter and shit yourself with glee! A magnificent tome that belongs in every book collection!"
- Pat Collins, WWOR
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