23 Amusing Phobias Of The Day

Amusing, that is, unless you have them.



Zemmiphobia – fear of the naked mole rat (I don't blame them)

Logophobia - fear of words

Consecotaleophobia – fear of chopsticks

Lachanophobia - fear of vegetables

Pentheraphobia - fear of a mother-in-law

Turophobia - fear of cheese



Alliumphobia - fear of garlic

Chronomentrophobia - fear of clocks

Ophthalmophobia - fear of being stared at

Kolpophobia - fear of genitals, particularly female

Sesquipedalophobia - fear of long words



Apotemnophobia - fear of amputees

Venustraphobia - fear of beautiful women

Allodoxaphobia - fear of opinions

Metrophobia - fear of poetry (I only fear bad poetry)

Vestiphobia - fear of clothing

Koumpounophobia - fear of buttons on clothing



Arachibutyrophobia - fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth

Chaetophobia - fear of hair

Apeirophobia - fear of infinity

Macrophobia - fear of long waits

Phobophobia - fear of phobias

Pinaciphobia - fear of lists

Commercial Of The Day: Hoff Kinect

Huh? This is just bizarre and sad. Hoff's cheeseburger video made more sense.

Animals Being Dicks (Of The Day), Vol. 2

From Animals Being Dicks.


Knock it off, you two!








Animals being hungry




Your screenplay sucks. Stop writing.




And the Oscar goes to...


Eat this. I just made it fresh for ya.


Ouch

Volume 1 here

See more here.

SNL Vid Of The Day: The Comments Section

Perfect.