Thursday, September 29, 2011

Helpful Article Of The Day: How To Poop At Work

Oh yeah, there's definitely a skill to it. From Gin and Gawker (which sounds like a bar game or a catalog but it's not).



HOW TO POOP AT WORK

It's a sad inevitability. No matter how hard you try, how accurately you plan, how much you control what you eat, it's going to happen at some point: you will have to poop at work. It's where the biological meets the professional and it's always, pardon the expression, a shit show. Let's try to make it easier, shall we?

As the children's book tells us, everyone poops, and everyone has to work, but while we have to work together it doesn't mean we have to poop together, or at least acknowledge that we are all pooping in the same place. It's the great unspoken occurrence of the workplace (unless your office has some crazy rogue nasty pooper or something).

So, here are some easy rules to follow so you can drop the deuce without ruining your professional reputation.

(Read it at Gawker)

Vid Of The Day: Keytar

Now THIS is how you play keytar, my friends.



Best YouTube comments:

"My penis is confused."

"This sounds like something Borat would listen to."

Nicolas Cage's Top 10 Bad Movie Wigs Of The Day

An amusing list from FOLOTD Lindsey, who has no blog but asks instead that you visit the Camp Sunshine website in honor of Childhood Cancer Awareness Month. Thanks.

NIC BEFORE:



NIC AFTER:

10. GHOST RIDER

Who were they kidding? I don’t care what wig you put on him, Nicholas Cage cannot look younger than 57.

9. MOONSTRUCK

Not even Cher would go for a guy with hair like this.

8. PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED

The hair… the voice… just NO.

7. NEXT

If he’s a magician then why can’t he conjure up a better 'do?

6. BANGKOK DANGEROUS

The only dangerous thing about this movie is the fact that his hair would catch on fire from a spark ten feet away.

5. ADAPTATION

Not only is this wig reminiscent of pubic hair but we had to see it on not one but TWO characters since Cage played twins Charlie and Donald Kaufman. Double party foul.

4. THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE

I guess this wig was supposed to make him look mystical and sorcerer-like but it just made him look homeless.

3. SEASON OF THE WITCH

Nicholas was meant to look knightly while galloping on a horse with his long flowing locks. Mission not accomplished.

2. DRIVE ANGRY

He escapes from Hell to avenge his daughter’s death… too bad his hair stayed behind!

1. CON AIR

As convict-with-a-heart-of-gold Cameron Poe, Cage proves once again that criminals always wear mullets and wifebeater tank tops.

We'll give Nic the final word:




WTF Music Video Of The Day

A definite improvement on the original, which totally sucked. From Bailey and Angie.


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