Sh*t My Kids Ruined (Of The Day)

These are funny because they are just too real. Children are so precious -- bless their destructive little hearts. (I'll spare you the photos of what my kids ruined: my waist, my boobs, and my tenuous grasp on sanity.) There are many more examples here. -- RichGirlRed


Tyler knew there was candy in his mom's bathroom somewhere, and he would find it.


White laptop + kid + Sharpie = Xanax with a bourbon chaser


I was actually relieved to discover this was peanut butter.


The photo that started it all. One quart of black paint on an oriental rug.


Mr. Potato Head is SO toasted. Literally. In the gas fireplace.


Celebrities aren't exempt. John Legend's nephew ruined his Grammy.


Obviously, soft skin is a priority for this chap.


ZuZu Pets made terrible combs. Her hair got wound up in the wheels and had to be cut off.


Teenage driver, wrong pedal. Oops.

"I sent my 4 year old son out to get in the car while I was wrestling my newborn into his car seat all the while forgetting that I had locked all the doors. Who knew that he was so strong and so determined and so hell bent on destroying the newly PAID OFF car."

What have your kids ruined?

Vid Of The Day: Badass Frog

The only thing missing at the end is him looking up and giving the snake a green middle digit.

Better in full-screen mode.

Animated GIFs Of The Day

Gifs and captions from Jezebel. Many, many more at the link and in the comments. - Heidi Renée

You're so right


Boohoo


Do not want!


Duh


I'm out


I will kill you


Shut up


Yay


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