This Is Why We're Fat (Pics Of The Day)

I'm not gonna lie: some of these gave me a bon got me excited. Some made me want to hurl. From Sheila and This Is Why You're Fat.

OREO CAKESTER PANCAKE BREAKFAST

An Oreo Cakester dipped in pancake batter and deep fried, covered in chocolate syrup, powdered sugar and topped with a melted marshmallow.

BUFFALO CHICKEN CHEESE FRIES

French fries topped with buffalo chicken pieces covered in hefeweizen beer cheese sauce all topped with crumbled blue cheese and scallions.

DEEP-FRIED MILKY WAYS


BANANA CORN DOG

Bananas coated in funnel cake batter, deep fried and covered in powdered sugar.

PULLED PORK AND MASHED POTATO PARFAIT


DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE MIX

A buttermilk cake using 2 Bags of Reeses topped with a frosting made from 1/2 cup of peanut butter, dark chocolate and heavy cream garnished with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

CHUBBY GIRL SCOUT

Bacon wrapped Samoa Girl Scout cookies deep-fried and topped with maple syrup and powdered sugar.

BACON-WRAPPED BURRITO LOG

Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burritos stuffed inside a sausage log wrapped in bacon.

OREO S'MORE


BACON MUG

A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.

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QOTD: Music

What was the first record (LP, CD, 45, etc.) you owned? The first record you bought with your own money?

The first LP I owned was The Osmonds' Crazy Horses. My parents bought it for me and my sister to share. Here's the rockin' title cut. People not on drugs don't often dance like this, so pay attention.



When I was 10 or 11, my mom bought me the first three 45s I ever owned. You might note that two of these three songs include cowbell.



I didn't realize Leonard Smalls was the lead singer for BTO. Sorry about the ad.



This one's horrible.



The first record I bought with my own money was Ronco's Good Vibrations. I think I knew a total of five songs on it.



Your turn.

Vid Of The Day: Wrestling

I hate it when people call wrestling fake.



This is still the best wrestling vid of all time.

July Crap Tats Roundup (NSFW)

Yes, people paid money to have these put on their bodies. Here's hoping some are temporary.




Actually, I'm not sure this one cost anything.


WIN!


I always wonder how people with tats like these go on job interviews, but then, I guess prostitutes don't do interviews.




Hey guy, I think I have an extra toothbrush if you want it




She died in the fire




Why would you want to remember someone who looked like that?


I'm pretty sure Mr. T was never a Shriner. One, he's not white; two, he's not 90; and three, the little mini-bike would disintegrate underneath him.


Say hello to Paul Simon




The cig is a nice touch


The ever-popular Swayzetaur




No, your kid is not a creepy fuck at all.