Monday, July 25, 2011

Bizarre NYC Street Posters Of The Day (NSFW)

From Kenneth Goldsmith:

This collection of street posters, mad scribblings, political screeds, religious rants, and paranoid raves was collected on the streets of New York City from 1985 to the present.

Some time ago, it occurred to me that the streets are as full of art as, say, thrift shops are full of great paintings. So, inspired by Jim Shaw's Thrift Shop Paintings, Adolf W├Âlfli's visionary scrawls, and outsider music, I began carrying a portable razor with me whilst out on casual strolls.

What began as a hobby has remained an obsession.


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Not sure hula is the ideal thing for people in the hospital.


Why?


Don't quit your day job, honey.


I love football cat




Do I get to pick which one?



Ling-Ling very good dog.


"Dear Mr. Dick, thank you for your interest..."




No asbestos here.


I've been looking for some good used nail clippers.


Pit bol


The 'Fro absolves you.


The bandages on his fingers prove that he's a brute.







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Vid Of The Day: NASCAR Prayer

God: "Hey man, don't pin Dodges on me. That was the guy with the horns."

Boogedy, boogedy, boogedy.



Best YouTube comment: "This is a deleted scene from Talladega Nights, right?"

Newly Added Scrabble Words Of The Day

The deterioration of the English language continues, at least for one official Scrabble guide. Story here and here.



INNIT ("Isn't it?")

THANG (thing or penis)

INBOX (e-mail folder)

GAK (cocaine)

NANG (cool)

DARKNET (software and servers used to distribute music, videos and other copyrighted material illegally)

PUNAANY (female genitals)

GRRL or GRRRL (girl with attitude)

BREDREN (male friend)

BIACH (bitch)

TIK (crystal meth)

TINA (crystal meth)

HOOR (Scots and Irish form of whore)

CLIT (if you don't know, I'm not telling you)

MYSPACE (synonym for defunct?)

FACEBOOK (social networking website)

WIKI (website that allows changes by its visitors)

FANSITE (website devoted to a celebrity)

WEBZINE (online magazine)

VLOG (video blog)



MILF (sexy older woman/mother)

NOOB (newcomer)

AIGHT (all right)

CRUNK (a type of hip-hop music)

FELCH (you don't want to know)

FLAVA ("a special style, flavor or feeling" or an ugly-ass washed-up hip-hopper)

MOOBS (male breasts)

PAEDO (pedophile)

PERVY (perverted)

DANCY (music suitable for dancing)

PUKEY (like vomit)

DOOCE (to fire an employee for indiscreet remarks about the company on the web)

PHARM (to redirect web users from legitimate sites to counterfeit sites in order to gain confidential information about them)

MEH (expression of indifference)

CUM (I think you know)

DEFO (definitely)

SPLOG (spam blog, artificially created blog site to promote affiliated websites or increase their search engine rankings)


The news isn't all bad, Scrabble nerds: the game added two new Q words that do not require a U.

QIN (Chinese musical instrument)

FIQH (legal foundation of Islamic religious, political, and civil life.)

Full list here (Note: this is a PDF file download)

Romantic Couple Of The Day

From The Smoking Gun.



We Need A Cleanup In Lane Three

JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.

Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center (seen at right) after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager.

Cops initially issued no trespass orders to Myron Helms, 33, and Victoria Cross, 40, but prosecutors yesterday decided to charge the pair with the misdemeanor indecency count.

Pool manager Cindy Schwab told cops that she walked up behind Helms and Cross “when she realized what they were doing,” according to a Connersville Police Department report. After telling the pair to stop, Schwab said that Cross moved away from Helms, which was when “she could see the male’s penis.”

The police report states that one concerned adult stood near the trysting couple “to make sure her children didn’t get too close to the subjects.”

Additionally, cops noted, “All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident.”

Helms, who works as a reserve officer with the neighboring Laurel City Police Department, has been suspended without pay due to the Connersville incident.

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.

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