Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Top 9 Female Sex Fantasies Of The Day

From AskMen.com, which begs the question, why ask men about women's sex fantasies? Like we know. There's actually ten on the list, but I hate being predictable. Spoiler: None of them involves a cable TV installer.

DOMINATION (her dominating you)



Women love a big strong man who can sweep them off their feet and carry them into the sunset -- but you may be surprised to learn that one of the top female sex fantasies is to have that same big strong man begging for sexual release in the bedroom. This involves tying you down to a bed while she forces you to pleasure her with your tongue; the entire scenario revolves around you worshipping her body and begging for her attention. Why? She gets to be in control while enjoying total devotion from her man in the process. What more could she want?

TEACHER/STUDENT



You’ll be thrilled to know that the Britney Spears fantasy isn’t just for men: Women love the idea of dressing up like a schoolgirl and parading about for your viewing
pleasure. Many would even like to take it a step further, playing the naughty tart who won’t stop teasing you until you pull her over your knee and give her the spanking she craves. That’s right: Loads and loads of grown women fantasize about getting a proper spanking from their man. A spanking from you is exciting for two reasons: Not only does this mild show of dominance hurt so good, but it also usually leads straight into hot, hot sex.

THREESOME (with another woman)



These days, it’s fairly common for straight women to get down with other women
now and again, making this top 10 female sex fantasy a not-so-unrealistic possibility. That being said, this threesome fantasy rarely involves you getting playtime with the second hottie, as most girlfriends do not want to see their man touch another woman. In this scenario, you’re meant to play voyeur until your woman is ready for something more hardcore. This allows her to experience the best of both worlds without having to worry about things like jealousy or sharing.

VOYEURISM



If you think women don’t enjoy watching other people get it on, you’re completely mistaken. Your woman likes to watch for the same reasons as you do: It’s erotic, exhilarating and slightly taboo. She may fantasize about peeping through the neighbor’s bedroom window, spying on a kinky couple in the park or even catching a full-on orgy from the sidelines. Believe it when we tell you she enjoys "watching" just as much as you do; it allows to her be naughty without getting her hands dirty, so to speak.

EXHIBITIONISM



She might cringe when you bring up the topic of making homemade porn flicks, but your woman has probably fantasized about doing precisely that at one time or another. Unfortunately, most women are far too body-conscious to experiment with such things, making this a top 10 female sex fantasy, as opposed to a reality. Believe it or not, some women even take this desire to the next level, fantasizing about others watching as you shag her silly in a public place.

(See the rest at AskMen.com)

"Caption This" Photo Of The Day

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Prank Caller Of The Day

From The Smoking Gun.



Apparently tired of asking strangers if their refrigerator was running (or if they had Prince Albert in a can), an unknown man yesterday called a South Carolina salon and asked a female employee if she had “an opening,” according to cops.

As detailed in an amusing Myrtle Beach Police Department report (below), the caller continued asking questions until the 32-year-old Encore Salon worker realized that he “just wanted to talk dirty to her.”

The responding officer (“R/O”) dialed the New Jersey number from which the man appeared to be calling, but nobody answered.



WTF Commercial Of The Day: Summer's Eve (NSFW-ish)

From Wendy. I didn't ask her how she found it. I don't want to know.



Best YouTube comment: "This is the single most awkward thing ever done by anything in the history of ever."

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