From AnimalsBeingDicks.com, my new favorite site (besides this one, of course). If these aren't showing up as animated GIFs for you, well, I don't know what to tell you. Stop using IE, maybe?
"Oops, did *I* do that? So sorry, mate."
"What? They said stop peeing on the lawn. I stopped."
"Like my new ha--"
"And STAY down!"
"You like looking, huh? Look at this."
"What? A lion behind me? Right. I'm not falling for that again."
I saved my favorite for last.
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