I wish this were funnier, but I still like it.
Friday, June 24, 2011
From The Smoking Gun.
Amish Sexter Sought Buggy Sex With Girl, 12
JUNE 21--An Amish man who sent hundreds of sexually charged text messages to a 12-year-old girl was arrested last week when he drove a horse and buggy to an Indiana restaurant where he had arranged a rendezvous with the child, according to police.
Nabbed in an undercover sting, Willard Yoder, 21, is facing four felony counts for allegedly soliciting sex from the minor. Yoder, pictured in the mug shot below, is free on $20,000 bond.
In one text, Yoder told the girl that, “the proposed sex act would happen inside the buggy,” according to a Connersville Police Department report.
Yoder’s contact with the girl began with a random text sent to her phone. When the child’s parents learned of their daughter’s contact with Yoder, they took control of her phone and continued communicating with Yoder, who sent about 600 texts, as well as nude photos and explicit videos to the girl.
The parents then contacted the police, and officers took over the sting operation.
After arranging the Wednesday night meeting, cops staking out the restaurant reported seeing “the outline of a carriage type buggy pulled by one horse and what appeared to be one occupant.”
Investigators noted that Yoder, who was busted outside the eatery, was cooperative and “walked his horse and buggy around the building and tied it to a post outside.”
During questioning, cops reported, Yoder admitted contacting the girl’s cell phone “by chance” and “advised that he thought he was going to have sex with the girl,” whom he thought was 13.
Yoder also noted that he “realized that it was a bad decision and had never done anything like this before.”
From The Frisky.
Two years ago, Keifer Sutherland head-butted designer Jack McCollough at an after-party for the Met Gala. Sutherland says he was defending Brooke Shields, who the designer had knocked over in a rush. But Brooke said that didn’t actually happen.
PAZ DE LA HUERTA
Paz de la Huerta of “Boardwalk Empire” was arrested and charged with five misdemeanors after she punched model Samantha Swetra—who you may or may not remember from “The City”—at a bar in New York City in April. De la Huerta allegedly threw a glass that cut Swerta’s leg.
Shia LeBeouf ended up in handcuffs at an Los Angeles hotspot after getting into a brawl. Apparently, some dude called him a “f**king f**k.” A witness told Radar Online, “Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.” The police rolled up quickly. “They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.”
See the rest at The Frisky.
Here are a few more I'm betting have been in a pub brawl or two. Call it a hunch.
Oliver Reed will come back from the grave to fight you over who gets to suck the alcohol from the bartender's bar rag at the end of the night. And he will win.
They get hard to eat after five or six.
I know she's been in at least one fight, because somebody did a number on her with the ugly stick. Don't know if it was in a bar or not.
Regina don't play
Call him "Snagglepuss" and see what happens
Do not fuck with Tyne Daly.