Thursday, June 9, 2011

WTF Retro Safety Video Of The Day: One Got Fat

My wife and I both distinctly remember seeing this in school. We don't remember it being so effing creepy. No wonder we're all warped.

Anybody else remember seeing this in grade school?

Photoshops of the Day: Arnold

Since Arnold Schwarzenegger split with his wife Maria Shriver, rumors* have surfaced that he isn't doing very well. In fact, some say his behavior has become downright strange now that he is alone.

For one thing, his eating habits have changed. He's been spotted on several occasions lately with those huge hamburgers that are bigger than a person's head.


He's also been seen with a sad look on his face while carrying very large bowls full of his favorite comfort food, potato salad.



Others have noticed that he seems to be reverting to his childhood. He's been seen all over town with a brightly colored slinky in his hands nervously tossing it back and forth, back and forth.



He's driving people crazy pestering them to play cats in the cradle with him.



He has begun some odd obsessive/compulsive behavior too. Since the break-up, he seems to be unable to pass by a window without washing it first.



In an effort to help him, some of his friends suggested that he get a pet to keep himself company. Of course, Arnold didn't want a little kitten or a puppy dog. "Those kinds of pets are for girlie men," he said. "An elephant is the pet for me."



Now Arnold is returning to the entertainment field, but the results have been mixed.


First he tried being a back up singer and dancer. Something just wasn't quite right.


Next he tried being a plate spinner, but it didn't catch on.



What frightened his fans most was when he joined his long-lost twin brother in singing a duet.


Or when he wore a pretty blue hat and practiced the royal backward wave at those passing by.


There's even talk that he's been blasting bunnies with his ray gun.

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~posted by Daisy


*outright, outrageous, bold-faced lies, every one of them

Angry Former Customer Of The Day (NSFW)

Yes! I wish all theaters had this policy*. Link from Kami.






*(Even though I might have texted--might--once or twice during a boring kids' movie. Hypothetically speaking, of course.)

Celebs Who Are Former Strippers (Of The Day)

None of these will surprise you. From Zimbio.com (lame copy and all).

LADY GAGA

Before she was ripping up the pop charts, she was a lady of the night ripping up the strip clubs. She told UK's News of the World: “I was working in strip clubs when I was 18. Girls from my background weren’t meant to turn into someone like me. I come from a wealthy Italian family, went to a good school. You’re meant to live with Mom and Dad until they die." Now Gaga just goes without pants all the time, everywhere! No dollar bills necessary.

DIABLO CODY

It's no secret that the Juno screenwriter was once a Minneapolis strip club dancer. Hell, she still goes by her stage name. And she's not the least bit ashamed. She told Esquire: "I've incorporated the pasties into my business wardrobe."

COURTNEY LOVE

Courtney Love reportedly worked as a stripper in Japan, Taiwan, and Alaska before hitting it big as a rocker, and the wife of Kurt Cobain.

NADYA "OCTOMOM" SULEMAN

The Octomom, who's been criticized, among other things, for emulating Angelina Jolie, admitted to stripping "just for one night". Her stage name: "Angelina".

CARMEN ELECTRA

Before the Baywatch beauty washed up on the Los Angeles County beaches, she used what God gave her to make it rain singles. She recently even released her own signature brand stripper pole.

DITA VON TEESE

Dita Von Teese began working in a strip club at the age of 18, but was totally unimpressed with the other girls' drab performances so she added spice to her routine with a big beehive hairdo paired with sexy stockings and gloves. She certainly became the center of attention, and wound up becoming a fetish model and burlesque star. Now, she has a huge following, has written books, modeled all over the world, and was even married to Marilyn Manson.

BEA ARTHUR

Nah, just kidding.

See the rest at Zimbio.com

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