This one's for a friend who's feeling a little down tonight.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The zombie apocalypse is coming. Are you ready? Even if it's not, the house works equally well on Jehovah's Witnesses, Sierra Club members, and AT&T U-Verse salesmen, although for the last one I would prefer a couple of land mines in the yard or a pit with wooden spikes.
From All That Is Interesting:
“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time. The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.
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If you want to participate in this year's pic-a-palooza, please send me your photos by Saturday night. They can be of you, your mom, you and your mom, you and your kids, your mom and your kids, you and your mom and your kids, your sister, whatever. I'm not big on rules so send whatever you like to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please let me know in the subject that it's a pic for Mother's Day so I don't miss you.
Here's last year's post. Let me know if you just want to reuse last year's photo.
From The Smoking Gun. I highlighted my favorite parts below.
Cops Find Knives, Pills On Perp's Body
MAY 3--Meet Gloria Esther Perez.
The Florida woman was busted late last month on narcotics charges after cops broke up an altercation between Perez, 28, and another woman in the middle of a Fort Myers street.
After a Lee County Sheriff’s Office deputy noticed that Perez, who appeared nervous, “kept on putting her hands into her pockets and near her private area like she was trying to conceal something,” a female deputy was called to the scene to conduct a pat down.
The subsequent search revealed that Perez was in possession of hundreds of pills for which she did not have prescriptions. At this point, according to a probable cause statement, Perez became ill and was transported to a local hospital “for further examination.”
During that April 24 evaluation, medical staffers--likely to their surprise--discovered that Perez had hidden a knife in her vagina. But that wasn’t the only concealed weapon turned up at Gulf Coast Hospital.
The 5’ 4”, 180-pound Perez had a second knife “in a roll of fat in her stomach,” investigators reported. Additionally, a “bottle of pills was located in her body fat.”
Perez, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the county lockup on two weapons possession charges and a dozen narcotics counts. She remains jailed in lieu of $25,000 bond
Most are from Photoshop Disasters.
Can we borrow your head for a sec?
Hey, removing limbs doesn't count!
Give her a (giant) hand. She just bowled another perfect game.
If that horse doesn't win, shoot it.
Tattoine's best cocktail bar
Oops, I crapped my pants. With milk.
Artelac -- for fast, effective appendage regeneration
But first, fill 'er up!
Clothespins sold separately
I felt like Jesus was with me on that beach
I look at Penelope's neck and I hear that cartoon stretching sound effect (which I couldn't find or I'd link it)
Drink this big-ass beer!
And Kristen Bell as Gumby.
Blow it out your ass, Jacques!
That Margot - always jawin' about something.
Maybe she's double-jointed
That's just fuckin' creepy
We call this cut the Linda Blair.
"The client wants another man and a minority in the ad, and he wants it by noon."