Monday, May 2, 2011

Music Video Of The Day: Dope

A PSA in song from Fat Albert and the gang about why you shouldn't use drugs. They're very convincing, too.

No sound under Cosby but it kicks in with the song.



Dope by ListOfTheDay

Product Of The Day: Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket

Another fine find on Amazon.com, made even finer by the hilarious comments.

From Bubbasmom.




Product Description
: The ceremonial jacket that Luke Skywalker wears in episode IV after destroying the Death Star and saving the rebel base from a horrific fate. Constructed of nylon with a polyester lining, this coat is an athletic cut, and features no zipper. The ceremonial medal that Luke was rewarded is included with this jacket. All detail to this jacket and medal is true to Episode IV and is an identical replica of that found in Lucasfilm Archives. This fully licensed jacket comes with a nice clothing bag for protection, and a full color certificate of authenticity.



Some comments:

> I got this from a dumpy looking co-worker. When she gave it to me, I thought, "what now, do I have to take you to dinner?" But to my suprise, I wished that she would stop being attracted to me....and she was! Awesome! I waved my hand in front of her and said, "I'm not the guy you're looking for". She repeated it, then walked away in a trance.

> Just a heads-up I finally had to return this jacket. Sure, it's suave and debonair styling attracts the ladies but after your sister has tried to make out with you 3 times, it's time to cut your losses. Man, that was an awkward Easter dinner!

> This jacket is the perfect accoutrement for a wild night of video gaming in your father's basement, or self pleasuring to poorly drawn cartoons of Princess Leia Organa in her slave costume that you found on the interwebz. It also is great for absorbing your lonely tears as you cry yourself to sleep, desparately clutching your 1978, telescoping light saber Darth Vader, still in mint-condition blister pack.

> I used to be an unemployed movie theater usher, but that all changed when I bought this jacket. Now I'm an unemployed movie theater usher with one of these jackets.


> I was tired of getting hit on by beautiful women every time I went out in public, and then I bought this jacket. Problem solved. I must add that this jacket's repellent powers are infinitely multiplied when coupled with the included Medal of Yavin. Without it, the untrained female eye may confuse this ceremonial jacket with a Justin Timberlake style biker coat.

> I'm glad this jacket is available again, but I'm a bit wary of actually buying another one. Right after I got the last one I found myself hanging upside down in an ice cave, talking to a ghost and woke up inside a tauntaun. yes _INSIDE_ a tauntaun. Have you ever smelled one of those things from the inside?

> Be very careful when wearing this jacket. The wrong shirt underneath can have grave consequences! I got this hand stitched leather masterpiece of manliness not too long ago in an attempt to make myself more palatable to the opposite sex. That night I wore it out to the club. Women were all over me man! The only problem was that with all that hot woman flesh all over me I got over heated and unzipped my new jacket and revealed my 3 Wolf T-shirt with the medal of Yavin dangling like a bright golden star. The women slaughtered all the males but myself and then started fighting over the chance to mate with me! Can you believe that? Me! I'm 5'4", 245 lbs, missing 2.5 teeth that show like black rotted stumps when I smile! I look like something the Rancor passed through its colon.


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