Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Fugitive FAIL Of The Day

And she would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling heels. And a couple of other big ol' things in her way.

From The Smoking Gun.

Woman Chased By Cops Jumps From Moving Car, Hides In Bushes

Meet Christine Stroh.

The North Dakota motorist, 21, was being pursued early Saturday by a highway patrolman when she allegedly decided to bolt her moving 1998 Pontiac Sunfire and make a run for it. Which likely came as a surprise to Stroh’s two passengers, who were still in the car when it crashed into a snowbank.

According to an affidavit sworn by Trooper Jeremy Rost, Stroh “then fled on foot to a nearby evergreen tree.” She “was laying in the thick evergreen trees and refused to come out,” added Rost.

But when Stroh, pictured in the above mug shot, heard the approaching sound of police sirens, she attempted to flee on foot.

The suspect, though, “lost her high heels and was running bare foot on the ice. The female slipped on ice and was taken into custody.”

A subsequent Breathalyzer test revealed Stroh’s blood alcohol content to be .177, more than twice the legal limit.

So, along with reckless endangerment, fleeing, and driving under suspension, Stroh was hit with a drunk driving rap.

Instructional Vid Of The Day: How To Write A Love Song

Good stuff from the aptly named Axis Of Awesome ("4 Chords") and Funny Or Die.

FOLOTD Prom Photos Of The Day

Get a load of you.

Those of you who wanted your dates' faces obscured get a special treat.

If you want to add your photo to the hilarity, send it to me (

Wendy & The Duckman

Heidi Renée, the night of her first threesome

Peggy and David Cross (pre-hair loss)

Tink and a guy from Toto

Amy G. and Jon Bon J.

Amy A.

The Courteous Chihuahua & Clay Aiken

Jody Z.

(whose prom was held at the kindergarten)

Christy & Jack McBrayer

Daisy Duck

Leigh, lost in the forest, forgot to drop bread crumbs

Sylvia's mother said, "Never trust a boy in white shoes." (Later she would tell him, "Sylvia's busy.")

Tracy, her hair, and her date

Lindsey & Lord Foppy McFauntleroy

Chrocs, snapped on her way to the loo

LVGurl, with a wrist corsage that weighed more than she did

Molly's Mom & Charlie Sheen

Rich Girl Red in a chair that looks really comfy


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