Cleavage Beef Ends With Woman's Bust
FEBRUARY 15--A Florida woman upset that a visitor to her child’s school was showing too much cleavage was arrested yesterday morning after she allegedly took matters into her own hands, literally.
Laura Campanello, 43, was leaving a meeting with her son’s guidance counselor at Bayshore High School when she passed a woman whom she said was too scantily clad. After Campanello asked the woman--another parent of a student--to cover up her chest area, an argument broke out.
According to a Manatee County Sheriff Office affidavit, Deputy Greg Jenkins, the school’s resourse officer, arrived on the scene and advised Campanello that the other woman “was an adult and that I could not tell this lady how to dress.”
“Oh then I can…just do this,” Campanello responded, then allegedly “pulled the front of her blouse down reached in with both hands and pulled both breasts out and squeezed them together.”
The impromptu display in front of several onlookers resulted in Campanello’s arrest for disorderly conduct.
Campanello was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor rap. After posting $220 cash bond, she was freed early this morning.
In an interview, Campanello, a former Spanish teacher from Ohio whose various medical conditions forced a recent move to Florida, denied exposing her breasts.
“I am a proper person,” she said, adding that Deputy Jenkins was a “chubby, rude, lewd, and lascivious” man who “had it out for her.”
Campanello said yesterday’s incident has left her suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder, and that she intends to sue the school, sheriff, and jail for their mistreatment of her.