Friday, February 11, 2011

News Of The Day: Suspect Hid Drugs In Penis

I've heard of hiding your penis in your crack--the ol' tuck-under--but never the other way around.

From Woodwoman and AOL News.



Man Hid Crack in Penis


A Kentucky man has been hit with drug charges after law enforcement officials say they discovered crack cocaine tucked into his penis.

Police in Louisville say they discovered a bag of salvia and liquid codeine when they pulled over Antione Banks during a traffic stop, according to WLKY.com. When Banks was booked into jail on charges for those drugs, Louisville Metro Corrections officers reportedly asked him if he was carrying any other contraband.

The suspect allegedly said no. But during a clothed pat-down, officers say they found a tiny bag believed to contain cocaine that was tied to the waistband of the suspect's boxer shorts.

Authorities then ordered a subsequent strip search, where officials say they recovered a small bag of crack cocaine that was hidden under Banks' foreskin.

The suspect has been charged with drug possession, trafficking controlled substances and promoting contraband.

Banks isn't the first person accused of using their body as a stash spot.


Last year, officers at a Florida jail observed a plastic baggie containing Xanax fall from a female suspect's privates while she showered.

And it's not just drugs that people hide on their persons.

In December, police in Oklahoma arrested two women on shoplifting charges after the suspects allegedly hid $2,600 worth of footwear, denim and accessories under rolls of fat on their stomachs and beneath their breasts.


Hilariously Painful Animal Attacks Of The Day

I love a good animal attack, don't you? Pics from The Courteous Chihuahua.






In your face!



I said NO PICTURES, goddammit!






If you mess with the bull...


3...2...1...


The fuck you lookin' at?




SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!


ZOINKS!








CHOMP!


FUCK OFF!!!


DUHHH DUM... DUHHH DUM...

Rockumentary Video Of The Day

Bob Dylan wrote a lot of songs in the last 35 years. Probably more than you realize. Many that you'll recognize.

- Frank



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