If Celebs Weren't Celebs, Vol. 3

More Photoshop fun from PlanetHiltron.com, a site that imagines celebrities as "normal people" -- which means making them fat and/or old and giving them bad hair.

The pic of Amy and Blake doesn't look altered at all. My favorite is Madonna.

Demi & Ashton


Cate


Leo


Miley


Paris


Madonna (!)


Daniel


Clay


Brangelina


Amy & Blake


Mariah


Kendra



See Vol. 1 here and Vol. 2 here.

Oh.. and before Lefty gets a chance.. PHOTOSHOP!

Commercial of the Day: The Force

Surprisingly cute.
(posted by Melissa)

Vid Of The Day: Dating Montage

A classic from Sheri. "No Smoking" guy always makes me laugh. I'm not sure he can afford to be so picky.

January Engrish Roundup

Further adventures in ranguage.




"How'd you get your pubes so curly?"




Dog meets poo. Dog loses poo. Guy steps in poo. The end.


"Chairman Mao shat here."


No, YOU smell!






Grungy old jeans because you will vomit on yourself after eating eggs with clam.


Have you heard about our take-out menu?


Learn to talk out of your ass in just two weeks!


Don't move. I'm gonna grab the camera.


I can think of a result if you eat that.


That's what you-know-who said.


The Haiku version of the story about the guy whose girlfriend sets his groin on fire.


Gonna be hangover.


"There's no accident here."
"Did you turn left?"
"Where?"
"At the light."
"There was a light?"
"There was?"
"You said there was."
"I did?"
"I'm hungry."
"Me, too. Let's go to 7-11"
"What about the accident?"
"There's an accident?"


Jusus loves me, this I know,
For the Buble tells me so.




"Nice cock!"
"Thank you, I just had it stewed."


So will the typhoid.


Pretty much, yeah.