Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Vid Of The Day: TV News Fight

I love how Milton just sits there and watches them throw down. Not that I wouldn't do the same thing. If two guys want to beat the crap out of each other, I say let 'em. Just give me two minutes to make some popcorn before you start, fellas.


Headgear Kids Of The Day

It's wrong to laugh at the misfortune of others. But it sure is fun.


I'm too sexy for my headgear/skull fracture combo device.


"Does this headgear make me look dorky?" asked the kid playing an accordion.


So cold. So so cold.


I wonder how many times he got put on the short bus by accident.


Jeez, just wear a football helmet.


He burst into tears 1.3 seconds after this photo was taken.




Maybe she's a welder.


"Stop calling me Nipple Head!"


The barrettes are kind of redundant, aren't they?


I'm hearing Fran Drescher's laugh right now.


"Oh, and Senator? Love your suit."

Sources: DocShop.com, Flickr, Webshots.


Calorie-Counting Site of the Day

This helpful website has got you covered, even if you date an ass.

-- Bev


The New Razzies Are Here! The New Razzies Are Here!

Oscar wasn't the only award whose nominations were announced this morning. It's Razzie time again. This year's theme? "Round up the usual suspects." I'm glad they found a spot for Candice Bergen this year. I've always thought she was a horrible actress.



From Zimbio:


The nominees for the 2010 Golden Raspberry (aka Razzie) Awards have been announced, and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Will Ferrell's Land of the Lost lead the way with seven nominations each.

To clarify, the ceremony is held every year to recognize the worst films of the year, along with the worst actors, actresses and directors. The Razzies will be held on March 6, 2010 -- the day before the Academy Awards, which, of course, honor the year's best in the industry.

Naturally, you won't see as many famous faces at the Razzies as the Oscars: Apparently celebs don't find being nominated to be much of a compliment. Still, stars like Halle Berry have played the good sport and showed up to accept their awards.

Since it's 2010, this year's ceremony will include some special awards that look back on the worst movies of the past 10 years, including the Worst Picture, Actress and Actor of the Decade.

Here's the full list of 2010 Razzie Nominations:

WORST PICTURE:

All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

WORST ACTOR:

Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas -- Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Will Ferrell -- Land of the Lost
Steve Martin -- Pink Panther 2
Eddie Murphy -- Imagine That
John Travolta -- Old Dogs

WORST ACTRESS:

Beyonce Knowles -- Obsessed
Sandra Bullock -- All About Steve
Miley Cyrus -- Hannah Montana: The Movie
Megan Fox -- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Sarah Jessica Parker -- Did You Hear About The Morgans?

WORST SCREEN COUPLE:

Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas -- Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper -- All About Steve
Will Ferrell and any co-star, creature or "comic riff" -- Land of the Lost
Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox or any Transformer -- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner -- Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

Candice Bergen -- Bride Wars
Ali Larter -- Obsessed
Sienna Miller -- G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Kelly Preston -- Old Dogs
Julie White -- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:

Billy Ray Cyrus -- Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hugh Hefner -- Miss March
Robert Pattinson -- Twilight Saga: New Moon
Jorma Taccone -- Land of the Lost
Marlon Wayans -- G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL:

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Pink Panther 2
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST DIRECTOR:

Michael Bay -- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Walt Beeker -- Old Dogs
Brad Silberling -- Land of the Lost
Stephen Sommers -- G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Phil Traill -- All About Steve

WORST SCREENPLAY:

All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST PICTURE OF DECADE:

Battlefield Earth
Freddy Got Fingered
Gigli
I Know Who Killed Me
Swept Away

WORST ACTOR OF DECADE:

Ben Affleck
Eddie Murphy
Mike Myers
Rob Schneider
John Travolta

WORST ACTRESS OF DECADE:

Mariah Carey
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Lopez
Madonna


Who did they miss?

News Story of the Day: Man Killed By Cock

Via Heidi Renée and The Register.




A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far.

Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates.

According to a friend, Soren forced the cockerel - whose legs were tooled up with razor blades - back into the ring to fight as it repeatedly tried to get away.

"This upset it, and it attacked Soren," said the friend.

The man's throat was slit in the struggle. The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown, but it is thought that another trainer has bagged it. The bird had won four fights prior to its deadly attack.

Police are looking for the black and red feathered beast.

Lip-Synching WTF Of The Day (video)

Here's a clip from a Filipino lip-synching television contest. Is it really fair for Whitney Houston to lip-synch her own song?

- Frank




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