Monday, January 24, 2011

Modernist TV Show Posters Of The Day

These are way cool. Modern interpretations of TV series by Austrian designer Albert Exergian.

See more here (some images NSFW).

I made this one:

Movie Clip Of The Day: Rumble

A scene from Anchorman that became an instant classic. Love the Planet Of The Apes homage and the trident catch.

Odd Musical Instrument Battle of the Day, part 2 (videos)

Remember Jake and Kurt and their odd instrument musical battle (first few rounds found here)? The boys are back with their next two volleys--Kurt on cell phone and Jake on "squeakaphone."

Side note: the squeakaphone might make your dog go bonkers.

-Heidi Renée

That's Not Princess Leia (Photos Of The Day) (NSFW)

They had me fooled for a second, though.

Definitely Chewbacca, but not Leia.

"How can you not know the Mos Eisley cantina song?"

I find your lack of a diet disturbing.

Yeah, okay, that might be hers.

News Story Update Of The Day: Topless Van Masturbator Sentenced

I'm pretty sure I posted this story when it first broke. Poor woman--just trying to get away from her GD kids for 15 minutes to rub one out, and all hell breaks loose. Next time keep your top on, lady, and you'll be fine.

At first I thought the weapons charge was for the vibrator she was using, but turns out she had a gun, too. Gotta keep all the pervs away, you know. Some creep walking by sees topless Vikki going at it in her minivan and comes to the window to see what's what, so she pulls her 9mm and points it at his face: "Step. The Fuck. Away from the van. I'm busy."

I also wondered if she was able to finish before the cops interrupted her, but then I saw her mugshot.

"You're under arrest, ma'am."

"Whatever. Can I bum a smoke?"

From The Smoking Gun.

Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To Minor Weapons Charge

The topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after cops found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records.

Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers, pictured in the mug shot at right, was fined $165 and placed on “supervision” for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance.

Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where cops discovered “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”

Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session.


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