Monday, January 10, 2011

Snow Porn Of The Day (NSFW)

A fitting rerun (plus a few new shots) for today. Something tells me that all of these were made by dudes.
































News Story Of The Day: Snow Sculpture "Disgusting"

God forbid a child see a penis...or news outlet WLFI even use the word penis is a news story about a penis snow sculpture. And I thought the South was repressed.

Link from Paul W.



Male genital snow sculpture "disgusting"

LAFAYETTE, Ind. (WLFI) - With the snowfall we've seen during the month of December, many have been out enjoying it. But you might want to reconsider what you build out of snow - it may be a violation of the law.

Neighbors along North 7th Street in Lafayette said two sculptures of male genitals were simply "disgusting." The sculptures have since been torn down, but the controversial issue still serves as a reminder that obscene sculptures do violate state law.

"Other kids are living on this block. It's just really rude for other kids to have to see what they've been doing," said Brire Gill, a kid who lives across the street.

Gill said what he and other kids in the neighborhood saw Wednesday morning was upsetting. Two snow sculptures in the shape of male genitals were on display at their neighbors' house.

"I would say 'Can you please stop doing this stuff?' because there's other kids around," said Gill.

The sculptures' creators declined to comment, but still had plenty of middle fingered hand gestures to show a News Channel 18 camera from across the street.

"I think it's disgusting. I have a two-year-old. Like, right now, he doesn't even know what that is. It's just not even... People shouldn't do that. It's very irresponsible," said Ghina Robinson, who also lives across the street.

Robinson said her neighbors began building the sculptures Tuesday night, but she didn't notice what they actually were until Wednesday morning. She's more upset with how Lafayette police responded.

"They showed up, laughed and drove off," said Robinson.

Lafayette Police Sergeant Perry Amos said the call was not handled properly by the responding officer.

"His concern was, he didn't know if there was something legally he could do. So, we talked about it and I did some research. He understands there are more things he could do. He felt more empowered to do some more," said Amos.

Sergeant Amos said the sculpture is in violation of a state statute and the homeowner could have faced charges.

Product Of The Day: Skank Sack

A classic from Siress Yorkie and VH-1.


Fart-Blaming Phrases Of The Day

Highbrow as ever here at LOTD with this fun list from Suzanne (and Wikipedia).



  • He who observed it served it.
  • He who detected it ejected it.
  • Whoever rhymed it crimed it.
  • Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
  • Whoever smelt it dealt it.
  • Whoever denied it supplied it.
  • The one who speaks is the one who reeks.
  • The smeller's the feller.
  • He who inculpated promulgated.
  • The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
  • Whoever pokes fun is the smoking gun.
  • He who accuses blew the fuses.
  • Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.
  • He who refuted it tooted it.
  • He who pointed the finger pulled the finger.
  • He who articulated it particulated it.
  • He who deduced it produced it.
  • She who sniffed it biffed it.
  • The slanderer made the gland error.
  • He who eulogized it aerosolized it.

Other phrases:

  • A fox smells his own hole first.
  • Who cut the cheese?
  • Barking spiders.
  • Who stepped on a frog?
  • Mouse on a motorcycle.
  • The first chicken that cackles, laid the egg.
  • Somebody's baking brownies.
  • He who blew the whistle blew the flute.
  • Who sat on a duck?
  • Ok... who did it?
  • The one who complains first is the one who farted.

Know any more?

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