Wednesday, December 14, 2011

News Of The Day: Woman Arrested For Mangling Hubby's Nuts Over Hidden Ring

From Keith and Daily Mail (UK).

'You hide my family jewels and I'll hurt yours': Wife arrested for holding on to husband's testicles for two minutes after he hid her $15k ring

By Rachel Quigley (
7 Dec 2011)

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and a woman scorned knows the best place to hurt a man is in his pants.

At least that's how Maryann Scott, 49, from Vero Beach, Miami, got her revenge on her husband when he took a $15,000 ring he had given her and hid it.

When she noticed the ring was missing, she allegedly picked up a knife and then 'firmly grabbed his left testicle and refused to let go for two minutes'.

Scott's husband, who has not been named, called 911 after his testicle was freed and later took a picture of his crotch, which showed 'red marks and bruising' from Scott 'grabbing it and holding it so hard', according to the affidavit.

When the husband showed the photograph to a sheriff's official, they arrested her and charged her with battery.

According to, Scott's husband said the couple have been experiencing marital issues and says he wants to file for divorce.

He said once his wife discovered he had hidden her ring, she grew upet, grabbed a knife and said 'she was going to kill him and that he was going to tell her where he had hidden her ring'.

The affidavit states that her husband then 'grabbed Maryann's wrist to try and get her to let go of his testicle'.

Maryann Scott, 49, told an Indian River County Sheriff's deputy that her husband had been drinking and took a ring he'd given her as a present and hid it.


  1. She only grabbed the left one? I wonder why it was targeted? Must be the wicked teste.

    I don't even have balls but she's scaring me a little.

  2. Florida? Huh. Wouldn't have thought it.

  3. She looks scary. She kind of looks the way Kathy Bates did when she played that crazed character in "Misery."

  4. Oh sure, grab a guys balls a little rough just once and he's wanting a divorce! Geez.

  5. Some guys are into that, Gin. I'm gonna have to take a pass on that. Maybe a little spanking, but that's where I pull out the safe word.

  6. Lefty, isn't it ALWAYS Florida?????

  7. Seems like it. Florida is America's eastern penis.



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