Oh my! What a collection. They just get better and better, don't they. The poop, the Zombie mistletoe, and the fetus with a gun are the most horrifying. "Don't ask" looks like a nightmare turned into a Christmas ornament. hahaha! :-)
Is it wrong that I like the one of Santa and Mrs. Claus porking?
I'm with Laurel! LOL Merry Christmas! lol
"Santa's Coming" - haaaa! My kind of tacky, that is. The rest are just...wtf, though the "don't ask" made me laugh: looks like a family member got pranked there ;). The last one is just downright heinous.
That second one looks like Charles Nelson Riley.
Mrs Claus has quite the perky mammaries. What's up with that funky baby? Looks like he did a face-first skid down a farm road in Arkansas.
Wow. I sort of expect horrible nativity scenes, don't know why it didn't occur to that ornaments would be as bad - or worse. That baby freaks me out.