Thursday, November 10, 2011

Retro Print Ad Of The Day: One-Piece

They don't make ads like this anymore. Thank god. The copy is hysterical. They must have paid Brad Delp a fortune to get him to do this.

As seen on the LOTD Facebook page.


  1. All that and a bag of chips....

    I've never seen a piece of clothing make a man look more androgynous.

    Flare the pants, add a cape and few rhinestones and viola, Elvis. Erp!

    Prairie Girl

  2. I'm thinking this is not a good fashion choice (climax aside) for the hirsute. That zipper has to travel through a forest of hair. Ouch!

    That "easy on, easy off" claim is crap. Jumpsuits are one of the WORST things to get in and out of easily with your dignity intact. Using the restroom will really test your skills.

  3. "Fits so tight it shows all you've got." ha! If you want to show all you've got, why wear anything at all?

    That copy is unbelievable! Hard to imagine it was printed like that.

  4. Whew! I need a cold Tab after reading that! Hawt!

  5. Straight out of a 70's porn mag! Hilarious ad copy!

  6. You know it's shit like this that really makes me mad that my folks questioned my fashion choices growing up.

    I may not have been a trendsetter but at least I wasn't walking around in "purty'd up" coveralls.

  7. And the pole he's holding adds that extra touch of subtlety.

  8. Cam, coveralls came to my mind too. I just never knew they made a line of disco Carhartts.

  9. Oh,crap. I think I dated this guy.

  10. If there was ever a good example of mass hysteria, it was the 1970s.

  11. Anonymous said...

    Oh,crap. I think I dated this guy.

    The fact that you've chosen to post this anonymously only adds weight to your claim.



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