I bet he smelled pretty, though, like lavender and honey.
From Keith Duncan and Yahoo!
Ohio Man Gets High, Breaks into Home, and Puts Up Christmas Decorations
by Molly Fergus
This is one criminal we'd welcome into our homes.
Terry Tent, a 44-year-old in Vandalia, Ohio, was spotted high on bath salts in Tamara Henderson's home, the NY Daily News reported yesterday.
Except, instead of trashing the house or stealing valuables like most criminals do, Tent decided to throw up some Christmas decorations, crash on the couch, and turn on the TV.
When Henderson's 11-year-old son discovered Tent at home, his mother quickly called 911; Tent was arrested for burglary and held in county lockup, but police say he was only armed with a pocket knife.