Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Time Travel

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Time Travel

Date: 2010-09-24, 10:09AM MDT

I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.

I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

I am leaving on September 30th, 2010, in the morning and plan to return October 2nd, 2010. I am going to June 1983 to handle some business.

If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me.

You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone.

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumference of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Bozeman, MT. Let me know if you want to go with me.


  1. In 1983 I was 24 years old. I'd like to be 24 years old again. Too bad I'm not very good at heavy lifting. I could watch the cat while someone else goes, though. :-)

  2. I can't blame them for wanting to leave Bozeman...

  3. I'd really like to know how this came out. I suspect that someone had sex in 1983 and became their own father.

  4. Just a comment really quick on the lyric/quote of the day - I was just listening to that song today. Makes me cry every time. <3

    I definitely don't blame the guy for trying to get out of Bozeman. Yuck. :-)

    And I wish I could "like" people's comments.

  5. I totally wish I could have done this. I've been lifting weights, my head is smaller than 64 cm, I'm adventurous and reliable. Going back to June of 1983 would change my life entirely. It's too bad this guy is bat shit crazy.

  6. I'd go, but in June 1983 I had a newborn and was severely post-partum. I'm afraid I wouldn't be much help. I'd like to have a beer with this guy, tho.

  7. Damn it! My head is too big.



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