Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Biker

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guy with skid mark, bought gallon of whole milk, circle k - w4m

Date: 2011-08-19, 12:27AM EDT

i was in my bikini at the Circle K, you came in with your short shirt and your bike shorts on. they were white and you had a pretty sexy skid mark staining your behind.

you got 11 sticks of beef jerky and a gallon of whole milk, then rode off on your bicycle.

i will know its you because you paid in pennies.


  1. It's a good thing she thinks skid marks are sexy. With a gallon of milk and 11 sticks of beef jerky, skid marks are just the tail-end of the problem.

  2. I really hope she was calling that mark of mud/water that goes up your back in the rain a skid mark because the only other thing (on people) that I know of as a skid mark could not ever be considered sexy. RGR has a point. With a gallon of milk and 11 sticks of jerky, there may be a great deal more skid marks.



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