Friday, October 21, 2011

Everyday Words And Phrases You Can't Say Anymore Without Some Jackass Grinning At You




And that jackass is me.

beaver
tool
wood
box
pole
stiff
organ
snatch
cock
pork
cream
blow
pitcher
catcher
back door
carpet
mow the lawn
trim the hedges
hole
rack
pussy
handy
69
limp
pitch a tent
explode
bulge
oral
pull out
hit bottom
girth
jugs
melons
wad
swallow
spit
stroke
coot
squirt
muff
Tang (breakfast drink)
mount
sack
facial
water sports
anal
puddin'
spurt
sausage
weiner
milk
tap
action
get some
get lucky
taco
fish taco
hot button
tail
hit it
nail
wand
shag
prick
doggy
missionary
cowgirl
lay
gash
slit
poke
nuts
balls
blue balls
on the whole
pearl necklace
fur/furry
rug
rear entry/entrance
munch
snapper
shaft
plug
fruit basket
score
suck
spew
cat head


I'm sure there are more. Got any?

18 comments:

  1. The picture is killing me! Fuzzy box! Feel the fuzz! Fuzz fuzz fuzz!

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  2. 3 way stop and speed hump. Gets me everytime!!!

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  3. Looks like I'll be visiting the Urban Dictionary, because I have no idea what rover, 3-way stop or speed hump mean. You kids and your saucy words. Get off my lawn!

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  4. I've learned quite a bit from the Urban Dictionary. Quite often it is knowledge I then regret having learned. haha! :-)

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  5. Frontal. In addition to oral, gets my attention every time.

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  6. My husband is a school psychologist and there is a battery of cognitive abilities tests that he uses quite frequently for his job called the Woodcock-Johnson. It is named after the people who created the tests, Richard Woodcock and his partner Johnson (I don't know Johnson's first name, but in a perfect world it would be Peter, I think).

    Honestly, as if having the last name of Woodcock isn't bad enough, imagine having your parents name you Richard so that your nickname then becomes Dick Woodcock. Then as an adult, what you become known for is a set of tests that you created with your partner Johnson. Really now, what are the odds of that happening?

    My husband met Richard Woodcock at a school psychologist's convention a few years back and has a picture of the two of them standing next to each other. hahaha!

    Anyway, I can't help but grin anytime he tells me about administering a Woodcock-Johnson test to one of the students at his school. :-D

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  7. You can get fired and jailed for giving a kid the Woodcock-Johnson, or many of the other words on the list.

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  8. LOL @ taco.

    Mexicans have notoriously dirty minds and vocabularies, but the day "taco" becomes a dirty word in Mexico, we will all starve and the terrorists have won.

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  9. "teabag" and "tossed salad"...good lord we are a silly bunch of people!!!

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  10. one of our CT scanners at the hospital I work at is made by Siemens...makes me snigger everytime I see it.

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  11. My former spouse worked for a guy named Dick Fresh. NOT "Richard" and everyone just shortened (no pun intended) it to "Dick"...his business cards actually had "Dick Fresh" on them (again, no pun intended). What a masochist. And here's the kicker: he was a "stripper" as in "four color stripper" which is lithography stuff. Maybe his uncle was Jack Mehoff?

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  12. special sauce
    jackhammer

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  13. "It's a little late to be trimming the verge."

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