Wednesday, October 12, 2011

News Story Of The Day: Ow, My Balls!

Today's lesson: avoid arguments with needle-wielders. From The Smoking Gun.

Man Stabbed In Scrotum With Hypodermic Needle

October 11, 2011--In the month’s most wince-producing assault, a Kansas man was stabbed in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle, which broke off inside the 39-year-old victim’s body.

According to a Wichita Police Department report, the victim told cops that the stabbing occurred during an argument with the needle wielder. Cops believe that the attacker is a female acquaintance--or girlfriend--of the man with the punctured scrotum.

Investigators reported that the victim, who was not cooperative, was admitted to St. Francis Hospital for surgery. A CAT scan “showed part of needle broke off inside scrotum,” the report noted.

Police have made no arrests in connection with last Wednesday’s stabbing, which has been classified as aggravated assault, a felony.


  1. Yikes! I guess you could say she really "drove her point home!" ;)

  2. Ow. Right in the nerts?

    Oh God, I think I'm gonna go lie down for a bit. Somewhere far away from sharp objects.

  3. I totally read "needle wielder" as "needle wiener." Ooops.

    I don't even have balls and that made me grab my crotch. Ouch.



Related Posts with Thumbnails