Tuesday, October 18, 2011

News Of The Day: Serial Pooper Caught

I'm about a week behind (pun intended) but they finally pinched this guy. Thanks, Keith and Woodwoman, for the link to the original story. From Huffington Post.

Florida's Alleged Serial Pooper Craps Out

Oct. 12, 2011--They caught him with his pants down.

Police arrested Florida's alleged serial pooper late Saturday night after an approximately month long investigation into repeated incidents of feces left on the steps of a portable school classroom.

Detectives say Kenneth Martin Sorsony is the man who pooped on Ocala's Fort King Middle School property, the Broward-Palm Beach NewTimes reports.

Reports show that Sorsony, 23, first struck on Sept. 14, and after four incidents on the classroom steps -- two of which included notes allegedly left by the suspect -- cops decided to install security cameras.

Sure enough, the pooper returned and officers released a videotape as well as photos of Sorsony doing his business. Cops received two calls regarding the suspect's identity, and eventually tracked down Sorsony.

The Gainesville Sun spoke with Detective Mike Bowman, who said Sarsony told the detective he was the person seen on the surveillance video and said the reason he defecated in front of the classroom was because of “bad spirits.”

Sarsony also stated he “needs help,” Bowman said.

Sorsony is charged with five misdemeanor counts of trespassing on school property.


  1. I guess the surveillance tape showed the evidence "piling up" against him.

    At a library where I worked when I was first out of college, we had a regular visitor that we nicknamed the "Mad Pooper."

    He would often leave his "calling card" in one corner of the room on the floor of the men's restroom. Sicko. It finally stopped happening, but we never found out who was doing it. I felt so sorry for the janitor who had to clean up after him.

  2. Maybe this guy was bitter because his invitation to the poo and spoo pool party got lost in the mail.

    Prairie Girl.

  3. I love that trespassing is the offense - not the pooping part.

  4. Florida .... AGAIN....sigh.

  5. Cops received two calls regarding the suspect's identity, and eventually tracked down Sorsony.

    Oddly enough neither of those people recognized Sorsony from his face.

  6. You should have seen the local newscasters trying so hard not to laugh when they reported that "bad spirits" made him do it.



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