Friday, October 28, 2011

News Of The Day: Man Vows To Masturbate In Every Starbucks Bathroom In NYC

From Keith and Gothamist.



An area man who calls himself Mister PeePee has dedicated himself to exploring the unlimited erotic potential of the Starbucks bathroom.

Starbucks Gossip says this gentleman has made a podcast [since removed?] describing his mission to masturbate in every Starbucks bathroom in New York City, and rate the results. That's over 298 rub outs!

"Today's Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner," the chronic masturbator wrote on Twitter. "Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick."

But that review dates back to December, and since then he has yet to file anything more than terse updates about which Starbucks he's currently, uh, enjoying.

Come on Mister PeePee, don't be such a tease! The world wants to know all about your masturbation. Particularly, the world would like to know your name, you creepy perv.

2 comments:

  1. I don't know how he expects to be taken seriously with a name like "Mister PeePee." It sounds like a doll used to potty train toddlers.

    And to think I used to really appreciate Starbuck's "single seater" restrooms. Now I'll just hold it until I get home, thanks.

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  2. Sure hope he doesn't get busted or his nickname might change from Mister PeePee to "small two pump with foam".

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