A yearly tradition here at LOTD, freshly updated.
The Toilet (Kids)
For a humiliation your child can tell his shrink about when he's grown.
Where my binkies at?
The boob is already in there, bud.
Clever, but creepy
Clever, but really creepy
Burger King Stormtrooper
One theme at a time, please
Even lamer than the real thing.
Because missing children are hilarious
Al Pacino in Cruising
Just stay home.
Frank 'n' Beans
Don't forget to scratch yourselves all night
Bert & Ernie
It sounded good on paper
When you've already given up on getting laid.
A total dick
There's millions of these costumes floating around
If anyone tells you that blackface went out with Al Jolson, say, "Quit your jibba jabba, fool!" Voted the Costume Most Likely To Get Your Ass Kicked.
I Scream, You Scream
I'll let you out of the box as soon as the ice cream melts.
Alien baby baby
Wrong but funny
TIE Fighter (Star Wars)
He'll be in the den, watching TV. Alone.
No woman will come near you all night
Whatever The Fuck This Is
"No, dude, you don't look weird at all."
Genius! Just squeeze the hand-held bubble to make it ooze diarrhea.
For maximum awkwardness
What's with all the dick costumes?
Yeah but how do you walk in it?
Pasta with Meat/Balls
Pasta with meatfuck
From The Black Lagoon
This is not the worst vagina costume you'll ever see...
Vagina With Tampon
...but this might be