Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Scumbag Of The Day: Guitar Thief

From The Smoking Gun.

Cemetery Worker Stole Guitar From Army Vet’s Casket

SEPTEMBER 26--A Wisconsin cemetery worker allegedly removed a valuable Fender guitar from the casket of a 67-year-old Army veteran who died last week and had told family members that he wanted to be buried with the instrument, which was his “pride and joy,” according to court records.

Steven Conard, a 39-year-old grounds worker at the Allouez Catholic Cemetery, was arrested Saturday and charged with felony “theft from person or corpse.” Conard, who plays in a band, reportedly confessed to stealing the Fender Telecaster when confronted at his home by Brown County Sheriff’s Department deputies.

“This isn’t something I normally do,” Conard said, according to a Circuit Court criminal complaint. “I just have a respect for fine musical instruments.”

The cream-colored guitar was recovered from Conard’s living room, where the instrument was on the floor “in plain view.” Conard is pictured in the above mug shot.

The $2000 Telecaster had been placed in the casket of Randall Jourdan, who died last Monday. Jourdan, a father of nine and grandfather of 29, “liked to play guitar and watch baseball,” according to a Green Bay Press-Gazette obituary.

William Jourdan, one of the decedent’s sons, told investigators that his father had played guitar for more than 40 years “and that this guitar was his father’s pride and joy.”

Cops added that, “William stated Randall told everyone that he wanted to be buried with the guitar.”

(Story continues here)


  1. It seems to me that if it really was his "pride and joy," that he would have left it to one of his children or grandchildren so that they could enjoy it and maybe carry on his love of music. That seems like it would have been a better solution than being buried with it.

    That doesn't make it right for the grounds worker to steal it, of course, but Jourdan passing it on to a family member would have made more sense to me.

    I don't get that whole mentality where people steal something they want just because they think they can get away with it. They for some reason feel entitled to something that doesn't belong to them. Some people have no conscience, I guess.

  2. The motivational poster cracked me up today. I guess you could also say he "made a clean getaway." hahaha! *groan* ;-)

  3. I totally agree with you, Daisy. And, $2,000 is not that much. More than I have lying around, but still...not that much. It should not be beyond his ability to save $50/month, for while, to get his own. Of course, by the looks of him, this would cut into his porn/malt liquor/Hooters night out budget for a while. No pain, no gain.



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