Thursday, September 29, 2011

Nicolas Cage's Top 10 Bad Movie Wigs Of The Day

An amusing list from FOLOTD Lindsey, who has no blog but asks instead that you visit the Camp Sunshine website in honor of Childhood Cancer Awareness Month. Thanks.

NIC BEFORE:



NIC AFTER:

10. GHOST RIDER

Who were they kidding? I don’t care what wig you put on him, Nicholas Cage cannot look younger than 57.

9. MOONSTRUCK

Not even Cher would go for a guy with hair like this.

8. PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED

The hair… the voice… just NO.

7. NEXT

If he’s a magician then why can’t he conjure up a better 'do?

6. BANGKOK DANGEROUS

The only dangerous thing about this movie is the fact that his hair would catch on fire from a spark ten feet away.

5. ADAPTATION

Not only is this wig reminiscent of pubic hair but we had to see it on not one but TWO characters since Cage played twins Charlie and Donald Kaufman. Double party foul.

4. THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE

I guess this wig was supposed to make him look mystical and sorcerer-like but it just made him look homeless.

3. SEASON OF THE WITCH

Nicholas was meant to look knightly while galloping on a horse with his long flowing locks. Mission not accomplished.

2. DRIVE ANGRY

He escapes from Hell to avenge his daughter’s death… too bad his hair stayed behind!

1. CON AIR

As convict-with-a-heart-of-gold Cameron Poe, Cage proves once again that criminals always wear mullets and wifebeater tank tops.

We'll give Nic the final word:




8 comments:

  1. Ha! He may hold the record for the most bad hair days ever. I thought I was the only one in the running for that. I think the bird hair is his best look. He should just fly with that one. :-)

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  2. Can't forget about his amazing hair in Raising Arizona.

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  3. See, I thought about adding Raising Arizona but I kind of LOVE how he looks in that movie... I think it's the most naturally Nicholas! lol :D

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  4. This was great! I am laughing at these - I knew he was capable of some bad acting, but I didn't realize just how consistently bad his wigs are. And wow, there's some real turds in the punch bowl as far as films.

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  5. His hair is the least of his troubles. The dude is a one-note actor. In some of these films he makes Keanu Reeves look like Charles Nelson Reilly.

    Great list, Lindsey! (And I agree about Raising Arizona -- my favorite Nicolas Cage movie!)

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  6. @Lindsay.. I was serious haha Raising Arizona is one of my fave movies.

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  7. @Rich Girl Red - Thank you so much! I've wanted to do this for a long time and I am grateful to Cary for letting me get in on his fun. :D

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  8. Actually, I think the Moonstruck hair may have been his own - he was still quite young then, so probably wasn't balding yet.

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