This thing is so horrible, and it runs all the time on the cable channels we watch. I like the not-so-subtle sexual symbolism at :10, although I think the guy should be the one in the tire swing instead of her. The best (worst) part, though, are the testimonials. These guys all look like recent prison parolees who are being made to do this as some sort of community service. And their quotes? Truly profound:
(1:13) "You're either gonna be all that you can be or you're not gonna be all that you can be. This helps you be all that you can be."
Thanks for clearing that up, Kool-Toofs. Hey, 1980 just called--they want their glasses back.
(1:20) "Why take the best part of life out of your life when you can have life with Pos-T-Vac?"
How much you wanna bet this guy starts a lot of sentences with "If you have a brain in your head..." when he's dispensing advice/insulting someone?