Dude. Put your clothes back on.
HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?!???
Lefty, it's a common affliction among the hipster population. Caused by excessive organic beer consumption, a vegan diet, and questionable dental hygiene. You gotta love a "sport" where the players dress like Solid Gold dancers. And move like them, too.
"It's like nothing else." They got that right! :D