HA! I hate when people talk on their cell phones in the grocery store. They say something like, "Should I buy white bread or wheat?" and I always think for an instant that they are talking to me. :)
I have always been told it is a blatant violation of men's room rules to talk to the guy next to you. For any reason. I loved Oliver's "it's just really bad dialogue." Like he would know! LMAO!