That kid will grow up to make Folger's Coffee commercials, you mark my words.
I think I'd probably help that kid pack and then show him the door.
I really hope that kid gets beaten up when he gets to middle school. I saw that episode of "Wife Swap" several times (BBC played it ad nauseum), and I was just as stunned the first time I saw it as the last time. He lived on a diet of bacon, cheez whiz, and chicken nuggets and had everyone in the house hopping around obeying his every command. Baaaaaad parenting...!
Nothing that a couple of vigorous canings couldn't fix.