Where bad kids are sent to play. From Dark Roasted Blend.
Don't run off now, okay?
A cross between Jody the pig from The Amityville Horror and the hedge animals that come to life in The Shining. Not scary at all.
You're in time out, mister. Five minutes in the monster's belly.
It's watching you.
"Mommy, my new dead friend Roger wants to know if I can live here with him forever and ever. Pleeeeeeease!"
This might sting a little.
"Will it hurt when you suck out all my blood, Mr. Cthulhu?"
"Of course not, my dear. You won't feel a thing."
Every time you look away and then back, they're a step closer.
Careful, the slide is very slippery.
"Don't be scared, I've got candy in my mouth. Come closer, you'll see it."
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