Tuesday, August 30, 2011

News Of The Day: I Bet He Was Texting, Too

From Keith and The Smoking Gun.

59-Year-Old Guy Busted For Driving, Drinking Beer, Having Sex At Same Time

August 24, 2011--Meet George Howard.

The Kentucky man was arrested early this morning after police spotted his 2006 Ford swerving across the road in a Louisville suburb. At one point, the vehicle collided with the curb, almost causing an accident.

Cops say that Howard, 59, was having difficulty controlling the auto because he was simultaneously driving, drinking a beer, and having sex with his 53-year-old female passenger (whose head was buried between Howard’s legs).

Howard, pictured in the mug shot above, copped to having sex while driving, according to a Jefferstown Police Department report. An officer reported spotting Howard drinking a beer prior to a traffic stop. A subsequent Breathalyzer test recorded his blood alcohol content at .152, nearly twice the state’s .08 limit.

Howard’s companion, who was not arrested, tried to hide a beer under her dress as police approached.

When Howard exited the car, “his pants fell to the ground,” police reported.

Booked for drunk driving, wanton endangerment, and reckless driving, Howard was released from jail late this afternoon.


  1. When Howard exited the car, “his pants fell to the ground,” police reported. HAHAHAHAHA!

    "looking like a fool with your pants on the ground"

    You got to watch out for the cops if you're going to multitask while driving. They'll get you coming and going. :-D

  2. He's hot! I'd do him!

  3. "Wanton endangerment." I like that one. May have to add it to the Bucket List.

    You'd think he'd look a bit happier. After all, he's drunk, naked from the waist down, and got a quick "release." Ahem.

  4. Rawk out with your cock out! You know that if we had the opportunity, we would probably do the exact same thing.

  5. Hmm...driving drunk while getting road head. And they said your teen years are the best ones in life.

    Looks like the golden years aren't so bad either.

  6. Wanton endangerment okay, but wonton endangerment is just plain wrong. I always put my beer down before... well...

  7. *hangs head in shame for my home state*



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