Tuesday, August 23, 2011

18 Teachers Turned Sex Offenders (Of The Day)

Where were these ladies when I was 17 and horny? Oh, that's right--they weren't born yet.

From COED Magazine.


Age at time of offense: 30

Location: Dudley, MA

Occupation: High School English Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: Emailing nude pictures and video of herself to a former student. Pled guilty to “disseminating harmful materials to a minor.”

Sentence: 2 years probation


Age at time of offense: 29

Location: Toole County, UT

Occupation: Suckbstitute Teacher

Lover: 17 year-old male student

Crime: Performing oral sex on a minor. Charged with unlawful sexual conduct and lewdness.

Sentence: $2000 fine, 36 months probation and ordered to obtain a psycho-sexual evaluation.


Age at time of offense: 27

Location: Biloxi, MI

Occupation: High School Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: Sent explicit text messages and trysted with the victim in her white Jaguar, which bore the license plate “GRRRRR.”

Sentence: Facing felony sexual battery charges.


Age at time of offense: 25

Location: Austin, TX

Occupation: High School Spanish Teacher

Lover: 18-year-old student

Crime: Charged with having an improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony.

Sentence: A conviction on a second-degree felony could result in up to 20 years in prison

Odd Fact: Competed in the 2002 Miss Texas pageant after she was crowned Miss Bexar County.


Age at time of offense: 29

Location: Jefferson County, CO

Occupation: High School English Teacher

Lover: 17 year-old male student

Crime: Having sex with a minor during a school sponsored camping trip to the Rockies. Pleaded guilty to tampering with evidence and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Sentence: 45 days in days in prison, 5 years probation, 1 – two year deferred sentence, 1 – 4 year deferred sentence and 10 year registration as a sex offender.

Odd Fact: Carrie’s husband was the school’s principal.

(See the rest at COED Magazine.)


  1. How can a school teacher in Biloxi, MI afford a Jaguar in the first place? Grrr seems to be an inappropriate license plate for a school teacher. Most of these women look pretty trashy. AMY McELHENNEY is wearing a shirt that is not acceptable at a school function, let alone while teaching. The slit in her top almost goes to her elbows!

  2. "trysted" I don't hear that word much. It's a good word.

    This post brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "the teacher made me stay after school."

  3. "Trystin' the night away..."

  4. "You must remember this,
    A tryst is just a tryst..."

  5. Toole County is my new fake place of residence

    1. Except it doesn't sound like it's spelled. It sounds like Too-ill-ah. Or kind of like tortilla sounds but with the "tool" sound. I'm from Utah so just saying...

  6. hahaha! :-D

    "Let's tryst again, like we did last summer."

  7. Idea for a new blog: "Tryst Of The Day" heeee

  8. Cameo Patch? I blame her mother for naming her after a disease ridden waitress working the lunch shift at a low rent strip club. That's the parent version of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Poor bitch never stood a chance at a normal life with that name.

  9. Daisy - I like it!

    Kari - cameo patch sounds like something strippers are required by law to wear.

  10. What is the age of consent there? It is 16 here, so at least that is out of the way for some of these hornbags. That doesn't excuse doing your students as a matter of principal, though - that isn't right. (principal - get it?)

    I am perplexed by the fact that they are all good looking and should be able to find grown up lovers. Take Angela Comer. She could honestly go up to men in a bar and say, 'how about it, I'm a comer'. That should excite interest.

    Kari, quite right and now she has a cameo in this list of lechery reprobates. Following her trysts she may well have been known as Wet Patch.

  11. @anon - it is Tooele not Toole. (I lived there for 10 years, still going to counseling).

  12. OK I just noticed the occuption listed under offender Cameo Patch. Cary, you kill me.



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