Monday, July 25, 2011

Romantic Couple Of The Day

From The Smoking Gun.

We Need A Cleanup In Lane Three

JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.

Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center (seen at right) after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager.

Cops initially issued no trespass orders to Myron Helms, 33, and Victoria Cross, 40, but prosecutors yesterday decided to charge the pair with the misdemeanor indecency count.

Pool manager Cindy Schwab told cops that she walked up behind Helms and Cross “when she realized what they were doing,” according to a Connersville Police Department report. After telling the pair to stop, Schwab said that Cross moved away from Helms, which was when “she could see the male’s penis.”

The police report states that one concerned adult stood near the trysting couple “to make sure her children didn’t get too close to the subjects.”

Additionally, cops noted, “All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident.”

Helms, who works as a reserve officer with the neighboring Laurel City Police Department, has been suspended without pay due to the Connersville incident.

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.


  1. "All the witnesses were visibly disturbed." I'll just bet they were. ;)

    And people say romance is dead. Clearly it is alive and wet, I mean well, in Connersville, Indiana.

  2. This went on for 30 minutes before it was stopped? It took that long before anyone thought to report it? Oh my.

    The cigarettes are a nice touch, Cary. Hahaha! :D

  3. He lasted 30 minutes? Way to go!

  4. What Daisy said. Thirty minutes - really?

    With all the kids (and probably most of the adults as well) peeing in the pool on a daily basis, I sure hope this wasn't the only incident that caused them to add chemicals and recycle the water. But still....ugh!

    The PotD: Ha! Both caption and photo made me laugh.

  5. shit, this IS WHY I go to public pools, why discourage it?

  6. I've never been stopped before. I've gotten tips and pointers, but never stopped.



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