Thursday, June 2, 2011

Urban Dictionary Definition Of The Day: This Guy

I can relate, which is probably why this cracks me up so much. From Urban Dictionary.

"This guy knows what I'm talking about"

An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.

You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.

Crowd: *silence*

You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.


  1. Who doesn't like to bang fat chicks?? THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

  2. Um, Bob, I don't think you're supposed to point to yourself when you say that.

  3. Oh Bob, there's no shame in loving full figured ladies. Just make sure you wear protection, and by that I mean a lobster bib and safety glasses.

    Them big girls can get up to some freaky-deaky stuff, just make sure that if you do anything "food related" to keep the actual consumables away from your man-bits. You'd be surprised how easily your junk can get confused for a cannoli or a bratwurst.



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