Monday, June 6, 2011

Unusual Movie End Credits Of The Day

Actual credits from real movies.

"Author of A Tale of Two Cities: Charles Dickens" -

"Worst Boy: Adolf Hitler" -
Airplane II: The Sequel

"The Voice: Himself" - Field of Dreams

"Based on the Best-Selling Novel,
The Tomatoes of Wrath" - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

"This film was filmed entirely on location in France, except for bits that were filmed elsewhere." -
Killer Tomatoes Eat France!

"ASPCT Approved: No tomatoes were mistreated or injured during production of this motion picture, except those who deserved it." -
Killer Tomatoes Eat France!

Hot Shots!

"This film cannot be shown in Flint. All the theaters have closed." -
Roger & Me

"No mimes were injured in the making of this motion picture. Furs were not worn. All catering was strictly vegetarian. Filmed entirely in a non-smoking area. All females were referred to as 'women'. White males were considered suspect and made to feel guilty. Condoms were worn at all times.” -

"No oceans were polluted during the filming of this movie." -
Speed 2: Cruise Control

"No thanks whatsoever to the Santa Rosa City School District Governing Board." -

Habe Roasher: Helen Roberts
The Third Man: Guido Reidy
Focus Loader: Jack Williams
Focus Puller: Tony Strachan
Clapper Loader: John Fletcher
Clapper Puller: Tom Brown
Puller Clapper: Joe Taylor
Clapper Clapper: Edward Davis
Flipper Flapper: Jane Thomas
Hey Diddle Diddle: The Cat And The Fiddle
Foreez: A Jolly Good Fellow
This Space For Rent [in the middle of an otherwise blank screen]
Top Secret!

"Ernst Blofeld: '?' " - From Russia with Love

"No lobsters were harmed during this production, only eaten." -
Lobster Man from Mars

"No animals or aliens were harmed in the making of this film." - Independence Day

"Sperm Wrangler: Blair Clark" -
Look Who's Talking Too

"Lots of small furry animals with sad eyes were tortured making this movie." -
Guns on the Clackamas: A Documentary

"Filmed in Dragarama" -
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

(Last line of credits) "FIN" -
A Fish Called Wanda

(Last line of credits): "The movie's over, you can go home now." -
Better Off Dead...

"No Canadians were harmed in this production." -
Canadian Bacon

"Made without any help whatsoever from the New York Transit Authority" -
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)

"Thanks to Mom and Dad for having sex all those years ago." - Mallrats

"Filmed on location in Valley of the Sun, Arizona, a great place to raise your kids." -
Raising Arizona

Crane Grip .................. Lloyd Barcroft
Dolly Grip .................. Jon Falkengren
Poli-Grip ................... Martha Raye
Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

"The band Spinal Tap is fictional. And there's no Easter Bunny, either!" - This Is Spinal Tap

"Special thanks to the Zamundan Film Authority" (Zamunda is the fictional country from which Eddie Murphy's character comes.) -
Coming to America

"No dogs were harmed in the making of this film. We shot them all at the wrap party." -
Curse of the Queerwolf

"Special Effects Bra by Bart Trickel" - The Linguini Incident

Demon Wrangler: Kevin Kutchaver
Stand-By Demon Wrangler: Linda Obalil
Director's Mistress: Phyllis Diedrickson
- Hard To Die

"Special thanks to the City of Tokyo for assistance in getting Godzilla to appear in this movie." -
Bambi Meets Godzilla"

"Screenplay by James Dearden, for the screenplay based on his earlier screenplay." -
Fatal Attraction

Emergency Operator: 911
Enterprise Captains: James T. Kirk, Jean-Luc Picard
Still Waters: Run Deep
Horse Translator: Dr Doolittle
Dead Sculptors: Michelangelo, Rodin
Sketchy Artist: Vincent Van Gogh
Plastered: My Wierd Uncle Bob
Loaded Cameraman: Getting Help
Kung Fu Grip: G.I. Joe
Ms. Sheridan's Stand-Out: Her Legs
Gorgeous Blonde's Phone Number: Still Trying To Get It
Spy Hard

"Hardly any animals were killed during the filming of this movie." - Roadkill

A symbol similar to the Artist Formerly Known as Prince is in the credits
as "victim in field" -


  1. Clever stuff! I remember when we were kids, we never stayed to watch the credits roll at the end of movies when at the theater. I think when they started adding funny outtakes at the end is when I first started paying attention and staying to watch them.

    "This film was filmed entirely on location in France, except for bits that were filmed elsewhere." haha! I'm glad they cleared that one up for us.

  2. Excellent! I've seen some of these movies, but clearly didn't stick around for the credits, when I should have.

  3. Ever since "Airplane" I try to stay for the credits. Now that I have some friends in the industry I like to watch for their names.

    This is a great list!

  4. this is off topic, but i didn't know where else to comment....

    on today's Found Porn, did anyone else notice the kosher salt next to the pork-ee? this photo begs the question: what's NOT wrong with this picture!

  5. All of the Zucker Brothers movies (AIRPLANE, NAKED GUN, et. al.) have zany end credits. HOT SHOTS! even contains a recipe for nobby buns!

    I wrote movie reviews for my college newspaper at the time NAKED GUN 33 1/3 came out, and the movie's press kit was no less silly. In the crew bios was this gem: "[Producer] Robert Weiss's middle initial is K, which stands for Potassium."

  6. lol, had never seen the one from Scream slamming Santa Rosa for not letting them film here...



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