For one thing, his eating habits have changed. He's been spotted on several occasions lately with those huge hamburgers that are bigger than a person's head.
He's also been seen with a sad look on his face while carrying very large bowls full of his favorite comfort food, potato salad.
Others have noticed that he seems to be reverting to his childhood. He's been seen all over town with a brightly colored slinky in his hands nervously tossing it back and forth, back and forth.
He's driving people crazy pestering them to play cats in the cradle with him.
He has begun some odd obsessive/compulsive behavior too. Since the break-up, he seems to be unable to pass by a window without washing it first.
In an effort to help him, some of his friends suggested that he get a pet to keep himself company. Of course, Arnold didn't want a little kitten or a puppy dog. "Those kinds of pets are for girlie men," he said. "An elephant is the pet for me."
Now Arnold is returning to the entertainment field, but the results have been mixed.
First he tried being a back up singer and dancer. Something just wasn't quite right.
Next he tried being a plate spinner, but it didn't catch on.
What frightened his fans most was when he joined his long-lost twin brother in singing a duet.
Or when he wore a pretty blue hat and practiced the royal backward wave at those passing by.
There's even talk that he's been blasting bunnies with his ray gun.
~posted by Daisy
*outright, outrageous, bold-faced lies, every one of them