There's a thunderstorm above me at this moment, so maybe posting this now isn't the smartest move. In case something happens, it's been nice knowing all of you. Thanks for reading. I'll see you on the other side (of the hot place).
And yes, some of these are surely Photochopped.
What? The Easter Bunny is dead?! No! It's a lie!
Not what they meant, but it sorta works
As long as it's a booth, I don't care
Hell's broke loose in Georgie and the devil deals the cards.
Although some count it as a religious experience.
Keepin' it real for the youth, and only ten years behind instead of the usual forty
Wait, if the sign's broke, how do we know-- eh, never mind.
And bad puns
Now you're talkin'!
All the old people will go get their eyes checked tomorrow for no reason.
Probably belongs to the pastor
So was Joan Of Arc and we all know how that turned out
"#3 is god on Saturday, but God is #1 every day."
This one I saw myself on the way home from Seagrove Beach, FL.
But I got to kiss more girls there so it's okay
God's gonna smite your lawn