Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Cat Statue

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Large Cat Statue


2011-03-26, 9:56PM EDT


Large Cat Statue made of porcelain and white in color. 8 feet tall and about 5 feet wide. The reason I am giving this away is because some neighborhood vandals have painted a rather large penis on the front of it.

Email me if you are interested.

5 comments:

  1. Thanks for the tip in how to get large statues for free!

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  2. HA! I'm trying to imagine where they got such a statue and why anyone would have wanted it in the first place. :-D

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  3. Daisy said...

    HA! I'm trying to imagine where they got such a statue and why anyone would have wanted it in the first place.


    I say for bragging rights. How many guys do you think would love to say they got a massive amount of pussy for however much that statue originally cost?

    Also the vandalism would ruin those bragging rights, because how many guys would wanna admit there's a massive dick on the pussy they bought and it isn't theirs?

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  4. I really should have read the post before I read the comments. I was extremely confused there for a second. Wait. I'm still confused. A pussy with a dick? That should be in a completely different section on Craigslist.

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  5. I would only want a large cat statue if it had a dick painted on it.

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