Friday, June 24, 2011

Celebs Who've Been In Bar Fights (Of The Day)

From The Frisky.

KIEFER SUTHERLAND

Two years ago, Keifer Sutherland head-butted designer Jack McCollough at an after-party for the Met Gala. Sutherland says he was defending Brooke Shields, who the designer had knocked over in a rush. But Brooke said that didn’t actually happen.

PAZ DE LA HUERTA

Paz de la Huerta of “Boardwalk Empire” was arrested and charged with five misdemeanors after she punched model Samantha Swetra—who you may or may not remember from “The City”—at a bar in New York City in April. De la Huerta allegedly threw a glass that cut Swerta’s leg.

SHIA LEBEOUF

Shia LeBeouf ended up in handcuffs at an Los Angeles hotspot after getting into a brawl. Apparently, some dude called him a “f**king f**k.” A witness told Radar Online, “Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.” The police rolled up quickly. “They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.”

See the rest at The Frisky.


Here are a few more I'm betting have been in a pub brawl or two. Call it a hunch.

RIP TORN


OLIVER REED

Oliver Reed will come back from the grave to fight you over who gets to suck the alcohol from the bartender's bar rag at the end of the night. And he will win.

VINCE VAUGHN

They get hard to eat after five or six.

SANDRA BERNHARD

I know she's been in at least one fight, because somebody did a number on her with the ugly stick. Don't know if it was in a bar or not.

COLIN FARRELL


REGINA KING

Regina don't play

STEVE BUSCEMI

Call him "Snagglepuss" and see what happens

AMY WINEHOUSE

Please

TYNE DALY

Do not fuck with Tyne Daly.

9 comments:

  1. Oh, you knowwww Regina's been in a few fights. And judging by how blitzed she got when she was on Watch What Happens Live with Jackee, I'm sure at least a couple of them were in bars.

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  2. I wish someone would throw Amy Winehouse and Courtney Love on a MMA cage to fight one of those "Only one comes out" fights. And I like their music.

    Please don't hate.

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  3. Amy Winehouse probably has to be careful when she gets in a fight. She's got a lot of hair on that head. It would probably be pretty easy for someone to grab onto a big handful of that and give it a hard, head-jerking pull.

    That picture of Rip Torn reminds me of the post you did a while back of pictures of celebs that smell bad. haha! :D

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  4. Yeah, I bet he smells bad too, Daisy.

    chrocs - two women enter, one woman leaves.

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  5. Vinnie Jones got into a bar fight right here in Sioux Falls once. It's our proudest moment since Mary Hart and David Soul left.

    Do NOT fuck with Tyne Daly.

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  6. I've never been in a bar fight. (It is on the Bucket List, though!) I was really close to one at a gay karaoke bar in Nashville a few years ago. Two guys got into a major brawl over who sang "My Heart Will Go On" better. It was epic. They kissed and made up and sang a duet together -- "The Boy is Mine."

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  7. Bar fights are extremely overrated. And they are nothing like in the movies.

    Mainly because movies tend to leave out the part when you're trying to stop some gorilla of a guy from beating seven shades of shit out of his girlfriend and your reward is her kicking you in the jewels from behind while shrieking, "Don't hurt my man!"

    My advice? If at all possible skip the bar fights.

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  8. Bar fights are awesome. Back when I was younger I decided to poke a stick at a cowboy at a club. He was walking proud and I asked him if that was a belt buckle or a tombstone for a dead dick?

    He didn't find it a humorous as I did. It took me a week to get back to normal.

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  9. @ Daisy--yeah, and the hair yanker would get a handfulla crack as his/her reward.

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