I've heard of donkey bars.... but this isn't what I had in mind.
Meanwhile, in the dressing room for the donkey show...
While some teachers thought the dunce cap was cruel for student no one minded the jack ass hat for the principal.
Prairie Girl says:Hey Ed, why the long face? Did SJP stand you up again?
Eeyore would have to return all the phone calls before he could go out and play Superheroes with his friends.
Crap. We got donkeys. Call the exterminator.
"I don't think it's nice you laughing. You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him."
Embarrassed by his jacket and tie, Eeyore hid in the tool shed when he realized that everyone else at the 100 Acre Wood picnic was wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
I told you if you didn't stop being a jack ass, this would happen.
Ever since that fateful day on Pleasure Island, Lampwick has lived a life of regret and quiet desperation.
Superman was very disappointed to discover his secret identity wasn't going to be Clark Kent after all.
They called him "Ass Face" at work, and it was a term of affection.Hey Cary...your banner quote..."What ain't no language I ever of. They speak English in What?"
Erm..."I ever HEARD of..." Sorry, it's early here in the Fatherland...
Casting news....Sarah Jessica Parker rumored to be Lois in Superman reboot.
"...and then the Genie asked me what I wanted for my third wish and I replied 'I would like me a nice piece of ass..."